Meemo: *eating something plastic*
Me, from the couch: Meemo, what are you eating? Don't--don't eat that.
Brooke, from other couch: Meemo, why?!
The Beast and Dima make noise in the sitting room.
Me: Yes yes you're all terrible you win the terrible award now shut up.
Beast: *plaintive noise*
Me: Yes, even you.
ETA: I should probably add that we have trained most of the cats to stop doing whatever it is they are doing if we yell at them long enough -- "Don't make me get up" actually works sometimes? ! -- so after a few more "Hey! STOP." and "What did I just say?" to Meemo, and she ceased to gnaw on the plastic and continued on her nervous Meemo ways.
Me, from the couch: Meemo, what are you eating? Don't--don't eat that.
Brooke, from other couch: Meemo, why?!
The Beast and Dima make noise in the sitting room.
Me: Yes yes you're all terrible you win the terrible award now shut up.
Beast: *plaintive noise*
Me: Yes, even you.
ETA: I should probably add that we have trained most of the cats to stop doing whatever it is they are doing if we yell at them long enough -- "Don't make me get up" actually works sometimes? ! -- so after a few more "Hey! STOP." and "What did I just say?" to Meemo, and she ceased to gnaw on the plastic and continued on her nervous Meemo ways.