washing the blood off my hands

So I still do random internet surveys to calm myself down sometimes, and then usually just kinda delete them and wander off afterward, but I narcissistically giggled to myself over my answer for this one for like ten minutes, so I'm going to share it with y'all anyway:


54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

THAT IS NOT HOW RADIOACTIVITY WORKS. I WOULD GAIN THE SUPERPOWER OF DYING.